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Post by merlyn on Oct 5, 2020 20:33:55 GMT
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship? {Click here to show/hide}A leek (leak).
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Post by frigga on Nov 12, 2020 8:58:36 GMT
A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly? {Click here to show/hide}Tilly. (She seems to follow the scale: Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La and Ti)
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Post by merlyn on Jun 28, 2021 7:24:52 GMT
What runs around the whole yard without moving? {Click here to show/hide}A fence.
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Post by frigga on Jul 1, 2021 7:25:51 GMT
My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe. What am I? {Click here to show/hide}A candle.
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Post by merlyn on Jul 26, 2021 13:05:35 GMT
Why is Santa so good at Karate? {Click here to show/hide}Because he has a black belt.
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Post by frigga on Nov 11, 2021 13:37:12 GMT
What can point in every direction but can't reach the destination by itself. {Click here to show/hide}Your finger.
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Post by merlyn on Nov 15, 2021 7:26:00 GMT
The more you take away, the more I become. What am I? {Click here to show/hide}A hole.
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Post by frigga on Nov 18, 2021 9:03:52 GMT
What can you catch but never throw? {Click here to show/hide}A cold.
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Post by merlyn on Nov 22, 2021 17:30:20 GMT
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it? {Click here to show/hide}A shirt.
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Post by frigga on Nov 25, 2021 6:22:34 GMT
How do you spell candy in 2 letters? {Click here to show/hide}c and y c(and)y.
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Post by merlyn on Nov 29, 2021 7:37:04 GMT
What do you call two witches who live together? {Click here to show/hide}Broommates!
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Post by frigga on Dec 2, 2021 11:55:12 GMT
I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I? {Click here to show/hide}A clock.
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Post by merlyn on Dec 6, 2021 6:02:12 GMT
When is a doctor most annoyed? {Click here to show/hide}When he is out of patients.
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Post by frigga on Dec 9, 2021 17:00:00 GMT
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it? {Click here to show/hide}Nothing.
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Post by merlyn on Dec 13, 2021 7:32:47 GMT
What goes up but never comes down? {Click here to show/hide}Age.
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